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Science is a Siren

This was inspired by @starstryder’s tweet: “There’s no way to describe science w/o sounding dirty. #Science: It wants you to just do it day & night. Do science http://cosmoquest.org/projects/moon_mappers …

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Hi there curious. I’ve been waiting for you. We could do amazing things together, you and I. // Some people think it’s all about the chemistry. Others only care about the biology. And some … just do it by the numbers. Personally, I don’t care – bio – chem – math – whatever … It’s all good as long as we get to spend some time together.  I’ve got some things we can try – I’m all about experimentation … and I’m always eager to be observed. Those astronomers and their telescopes… Oh they can do me all night long. // What about you? Will you look me up sometime? // I’m science. And I want you to learn all about me, and maybe even discover something new about me everyone else was too busy to see. I’ve got secrets you know. Puzzles. // That’s right. My name is science … and I want you to get involved in me.

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Hello World … And Good-Bye

Created at the suggestion of twitter user @CobaltJacket who asked, “Can you do “Foreboding echoing female counting down to the apocalypse ?”

Why yes… yes, I can.
 

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You have selected to end the world. Once selected, this command can not be undone. Complete planetary annihilation, by both fire and ice, will commence in 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1